Or tickle a lady...

Tickling Elmo is one thing. Tickling a lady is another thing altogether. Grab a feather and get cheeky.

Tickle a lady now.

Please be gentle - she gets hayfever like the rest of us.

Tickle Elmo!

The cure for sadness. The key to world peace. I've found it. Tickle Elmo, and all the worries of the world will disappear. Who needs therapy, or drugs, or alcohol when you can have elmo.

Tickle Elmo now!!!

Elmo loves you!

Good idea #1: Starting your own country

A sensational idea - starting your own country. Kind of like a homeland, I guess, but the only criteria for joining is that you are "nice". Brilliant. Take a look at www.citizensrequired.com

I wonder how long 'til they make it into the UN?

A dude thing

Here's a little something for guys who can't help but look at cleavage - there must be some out there!? It's a clever game that lets you practice the art of bosom-watching , to ensure that you don't get caught when taking your technique to the real world.

Genius.

http://www.milbestlight.com/swf/game/game1.swf

The cafe is buzzing

People are buying lots of websites today. Lucky I make a whole batch last night fresh, fresh. This is a nice one, just out of the oven, the Natural History Museum . Nice.

Here's a bit of Natural History for you. A dog in a coat. Years of evolution I tell you. Years of evolution...