Or tickle a lady...

Tickling Elmo is one thing. Tickling a lady is another thing altogether. Grab a feather and get cheeky.

Tickle a lady now.

Please be gentle - she gets hayfever like the rest of us.

Tickle Elmo!

The cure for sadness. The key to world peace. I've found it. Tickle Elmo, and all the worries of the world will disappear. Who needs therapy, or drugs, or alcohol when you can have elmo.

Tickle Elmo now!!!

Elmo loves you!